Week in Review
Written on October 28, 2005 by Rylan.
What can I say, I'm a poopy baby. Lately I have needed a diaper change and right after I get changed, I immediately soil another one. I don't know what's going on but mom seems to change me about 5 times an hour. Mom and dad look real happy when I give them another surprise.
Last weekend and just yesterday, I went to the chiropractor. Many babies come out with problems but I was almost perfect. Just a slight adjustment which helps with my digestive system. The doctor also adjusted my jaw which hopefully helps with feeding. It sure seems to help as I felt much better afterwards. Many babies with colic can be helped with some slight adjustments but many parents don't seem to know that. I'm glad that mine do. No one likes a fussy baby.
In my last week in review I mentioned about peeing on my father, well I killed two birds with one stone and got both of them. Dad was sitting about 2 feet away in our rocker and mom was behind me. I sprayed dad all the way over there and mom got a blowout on the other end. This was shortly after the chiropractic adjustment which is said to make babies poop. It sure did this time. Dad threatened to pee on me if I pee'd on him again, lets see if that holds up.
I can't wait for Halloween and showing everyone my costume. Pictures will certainly be posted here for everyone to see. Keep an eye out for them.
Way to go getting both mommy and daddy at once!
I think all babies are very poopy...keep up the good pooping, so the diaper/wipe/cream/powder companies keep making money!
Written by Jessica on Nov 2, 2005 12:45 AM
Are you f*ing kidding me? You took a NEWBORN to a quack CHIROPRACTOR?!?!? WTF? Any self-respecting chiropractor wouldn't even go near a newborn. Then again, how can they be self-respecting when they practice quackery and charge people up the @ss for it? Chiropractic "medicine" is total bunk and is nothing more than what a massage could do for you. Making an adjustment to help with digestive system? Puh-leeze!! I can't wait to hear what his pediatrician said about that.
Written by Charlie on Nov 3, 2005 02:35 PM
Funny that you say that because I just made an appointment for another check today. With first hand experience, I can say that Chiropratic doctors do fix things. Furthermore, Chiropractors have been proven to help with Colic babies and other problems that can cause a newborn to be more fussy than the next.
Written by Kevin on Nov 3, 2005 02:58 PM