I'm sitting here on my lunchbreak, talking to my wife on instant message and the following conversation took place. This is quite possibly the most entertaining bit of conversation I have ever read. I only wish that I could have been there to see my wife's face when she saw what was waiting for her. I can imagine it was classic.

[11:13] Mom: oh my god... you should've heared and smelled his fart..
[11:13] Dad: haha
[11:13] Mom: then I take him to the changing table and open up the pajamas
[11:14] Mom: there's poop all over his back and inside the pajamas
[11:14] Dad: full blowout
[11:14] Mom: I'm afraid to open the diaper
[11:14] Mom: there's a full diaper of poop on his pajamas
[11:15] Mom: brb. if I don't get to talk to you again... I love you.
[11:15] Dad: love you too
[11:15] Mom: I think the poops alive
[11:15] Mom: I hear weird noises in the diaper
[11:16] Mom: not farts
[11:16] Dad: odd
[11:17] Mom: oh there's poop everywhere
[11:17] Mom: It's by his armpit. i just stuck my hand in it
[11:17] Dad: jeez
[11:21] Mom: I had to change his diaper with him on his belly
[11:23] Mom: it stinks
[11:25] Mom: I feel like I'm going to throw up. It was nasty.

It sure is fun to be a parent.