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Laugh and Learn

Written on June 30, 2005 by Kevin. recently had an article about parents most embarrasing mistakes. Definetly a great laugh for this thursday morning. My wife can agree that I sometimes spaz out so I can only imagine the things that I may do once the baby arrives. I am all about using what is available around me so that worrys my wife too I bet.
My newborn daughter would spit up occasionally, like all babies, but one day when she was just 3 weeks old, she began to projectile vomit. I swear it shot from her mouth 4 feet across the room. Ironically, I had just watched 'The Exorcist' the night before, so I was positive she was possessed. I couldn't believe a tiny baby could have the ability to do this naturally. Hysterical, I called my parents, the emergency room, and a priest. When I got to the emergency room, the doctor explained it to me, and told me I was probably just overfeeding her. My priest laughed so hard he had to sit down.
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