Written on September 19, 2005 by Kevin.
Avast ye scurvy dads! Squint your eye and show ye grin as today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Let ye kids know that today it be al'right to talk like a pirate. Arrr! And if ye don't have a child yet, talk like a pirate anyways. Aye, sit down with ye wench today and sip on some grog (non alcholic for the pregnant women) as that's the pirates life. I'll be sailing off to annoy my land-lubber coworkers. Arrrr!